Stick 1: Look what I got at the dollar store!
Cowboy: I only have a couple of comments about that...
1) It's too late to be wearing patriotic stuff
2) That hat makes you look like a silly version of Uncle Sam
3) I, and only I, am allowed to wear a hat.
About The Author
Nathan Rackley is an artist, author and cartoonist currently living in Albuquerque, New Mexico.