Author's Note

Panel 1
Cowboy: Do you mean to tell me that you’re afraid to get a haircut?
Stick 1: Well... yeah.

Panel 2
Cowboy: Look at you! You only have like... one strand of hair. Why should you be worried?
Stick 1: Because It’s the only strand I have.

Panel 3
Stick 1: How would you like to live without your hat?
Cowboy: NOBODY touches the hat!